Monday, August 25, 2014

This is Absolutely Disgusting!

I put my review hiatus on hold just to talk about this giant sizzling pile of fetid waste.

Well... I thought it was going t be a pile of turds until I actually read it.


Amazon Link: http://tinyurl.com/m4hwocr


I like bizarro westerns; especially those that feature some damned hot smoking boots. This one? Well, this was a wild ride through some very strange plots and subplots. Bridezillas. Cthulhu. Spiders. A classic love story of sexy girl likes the simple-minded idiot man-child; while the two Neanderthals try to rape him and take her away. We've got a Rambo-like hero in Brad Belden, who actually has a heart himself, but refuses to acknowledge his own inner demons.

All in all the characters are fun. The story is fast. It's short.

Try it out if you like mental torture.



Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Cheers and Tears for America

*** This is not a review ***

Book: Cheers and Tears for America
Author: Uthers Say
Amazon Link:  http://www.amazon.com/Cheers-Tears-America-Broken-ebook/dp/B0093GEDM8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1350996509&sr=8-2&keywords=cheers+and+tears+for+america


I was sent this book to review, and though I disagree with many of its conclusions, and feel like there is a little one-sidedness to it all, it is still a well-written book and worthy of reading.

The book is a nice, unique take on American news and how we are (possibly) being brainwashed by Fox News. Part of my conspiracy-theory-driven-mind agrees with this, while the logical side does question a little bit, since the book doesn't always provide a lot of solid, peer-reviewed sources. And there is very little criticism of other news channels, e.g., CNN, which is available worldwide. Or even the arabic-language channels (because they aren't biased, are they?)

Now, I'm not going to give away much of what it discusses, since the beauty is in discovery. And, I must admit it was also a little "guilty" read, since I enjoy it at times when folks spout off and lambaste the right wing. But then my right brain takes over and I'm forced to admit that it's all pretty biased.

"Media is being swallowed up by a handful of multinational corporations." -- This is the scary part and it is true. It doesn't only apply to media, but to corporations as well. The world is shrinking, but so is power, and that is very frightening. Even the Internet is a target--it almost makes you wonder if what we are "allowed" to see is really all that is out there. There goes my conspiracy theory brain.

I would suggest you get this if you are interested in current events, politics, and alternatives to Fox News. Just keep in mind that it is a little one-sided. The writing is great and the author can spin a good tale.


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The End of the Bizarro

After careful consideration and having done a great deal of research, I'm sad to say that I have to sign off on the bizarro reviews. I am currently working with a publisher on a bizarro book. Because of this, I feel that the ethics of reviewing other bizarro authors is slightly gray. Many authors review other authors' works, and that is fine, but I believe there is a stronger pressure to provide positive reviews in these cases. Or, the converse, perhaps a less-than-scrupulous author will try to sabotage another through poor reviews. Because of the tremendous amount of sock-puppets, saboteurs, and other dirty tricks out there, it really makes one gun shy.

I have given two star reviews, and a few threes. And as I said in my post, "The Shill Stops Here," (http://voltairereviews.blogspot.com/2012/06/shill-stops-here.html), I expected backlash from going down that path. But now that I'm in a different position, it's better to cut the cord completely than to try to walk a line that I'm not sure I can stay on.

There will be reviews here, but mainly of classics, some books in other genres (e.g., Endurance -- Shackleton's Incredible Journey), but I'm sorry to say that bizarro is out right now.
I will post a link to my book when it is released.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Goodkindles

Hey all, check out Goodkindles

http://goodkindles.blogspot.com/

Listed as a blog on this site--great place for connecting readers and writers.

Included on the "Great Websites for Marketing & Connecting with Readers" list by Jeff Bennington from The Kindle Book Review.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Galactic Fat

















Author: HC Turk
Description: In the near future, Robar Drill awakens from a chemical torpor to learn that he is not the average pizza boy he appears, but a former wino whose life has been commandeered by The Federal Government. During the years in which Robar's senses were nulled, The Government surgically transformed him into a metaman with enormous powers, the only person capable of saving Earth from an alien race bent on harvesting human cellulite.....
Review:
This one is a toughie. The book starts off in staccato form—very short, fast sentences. Usually this is verboten, but then Turk’s style levels out and the story begins.
But what it is about?
I guess that is bizarro. When the reader is not really sure what is going on, or what strange world we are going to be transported to.
The book does seem to ramble at times and drag through scenes. While I like the effective repetition of words and beginnings of phrases, there could be a lot of extra “stuff” cut out which would not hurt the overall flow of the story.
So, I went back and re-read this as I would most bizarro: In bits and pieces. By taking breaks from the story, I was able to enjoy it more and really get a good dose of the utterly twisted and perverse. And then it was back to Endurance.
Not everyone likes to read that way, and I’m not really suggesting it. What it gets down to is your stomach for this type of thing. People who love bizarro will enjoy this and have no issues, while others on the fence may struggle with it. Just hang in there and keep it going with other stuff, and I think you’ll come to the same conclusion... this is an excellent work of strange fiction.
Three stars because it’s really good, but it sometimes drags. Still, recommended.
I was given a copy of this for review.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Good? News

Author: Paul Anthony Zecos
Description: Just go get it here

Review: 
I don't review religious stuff, and don't read much of it. But this was sent to me to review, so I gave it a shot. Boy, oh, boy.
One of the biggest issues with this book is the formatting. He uses yellow text from time to time, which I can't read very well on screen. Additionally, I really do not like how certain words are highlighted or colored differently. I prefer a nice, clean, stable format throughout. If you want people to take key pieces away form a block of text, there are better ways: Indentation, bullets, etc.
Now for the message itself. Or lack thereof. There are snippets of ideas, some key points at the beginning that can be valid, and a coherent thought here and there.
In the beginning, the author details how God is love, how God expresses and evokes love—and in so doing, he mentions philosophies from other major religions: "Some fail to understand that the ‘Truths’ of their religion such as forgiveness, courage, joy etc. come from love." It was nice to see other religions included and not discounted.
A few ideas could be challenged, but I then one gets into a philosophical argument, and a review really isn't a place for that. Just let me warn you: Setting up a commune or "land of God", won't work—we are humans after all, and invariably a leader will seize and consolidate power and soon you'll all be drinking Cool-Aid. Besides, sequestering oneself away from the "wicked world" does no good if you want to try to be an example to others; show them a higher moral standard. You can't change others, but you can live your life to a standard. Life is easier when you're not trying to force the world to bend to your will.
And there are some big-time rants in here, including almost the last 2/3rds of the whole thing. Font, color, highlighting changes were never-ending and the book look some strange pieced-together story created from magazine cutouts. I'm telling you, you can get your message across without all of this... there are good points in here, at times, but the ranting and raving really doesn't make your case. It was painful to look at, and too painful to read. Re-do this, cut out the raging brimstone, and offer some actionable items that we can use to live our lives.
If you don't read this book, there are two things I thought worthwhile:
* God is Love
* Don't let the media guide and drive you; listen to God, make time for Him.

I was given a copy of this book for review.




Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Earworm Inception

















Author: Jon Konrath
Review:
“Listen to long conversation about last week’s UFO sightings, theories on Vincent Price. Robots. Fiber. Victory.”
-- Jon Konrath. The Earworm Inception (Kindle Location 82). Paragraph Line Books.
You had me at Vincent Price. OK, you had me at “Sleep Has No Master.” Yes!
Sleep Has No Master is awesome, but I actually belly-laughed at points during this book. The stories are punchy, quick and seriously bizarre. Amazing work. This is a short review because a lot of my points about Sleep are valid for this book.
The story “Nancy Grace....” is both funny and an indictment on our current high-fructose-corn-syrup-coated food supply, mindless movies and television, and our crappy world in general.
And of course, the theme of heavy metal pervades. King Diamond? Sheesh, haven’t listened to his stuff in years (still can’t stand the falsetto, but album covers are awesome).
One reviewer mentioned that Konrath was good at telling these stories with a straight face. That is indeed a great way of saying—it’s so darned serious and then POW. Bloody face. Love it. If you like funny, bizarre, bizarro, or even period baroque instruments, this collection is for you.